Name: Amicus Briefs
Duration: P00H04M29S
Description: A love song to gay lawyers everywhere.

Amicus Briefs

from Human Freight by Dirigible Ego

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A love song to gay lawyers everywhere.

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I'd like to be your friend
I hope I don't seem too demanding
A story with no end
Please give me some legal standing
It's just you seem so fine
Suit and tied or boxer shorted
I'd pull off any crime
You're the one to make sure I'm well courted

And I wonder what I'll find
Hiding out in your amicus briefs
Sure you're quite sublime
Lying 'round in your amicus briefs

Let's make some kind of deal
Without you I'm in for some hell
I'm sure of your appeal
I know your skills are more than 1L
The charge against me's tough
I'm bound and gagged before the bailiff
C'mon and work your stuff
They'll have to cart me off to jail if

I don't know what I'll find
Hiding there in your amicus briefs
Sure you're quite sublime
Lying 'round in your amicus briefs

It's like the old man said, everybody gotta thwart the norm
I'm tired of playing dead, feigning interest in your tort reform
I wanna be the one, hang out with you where no shorts are worn
I'm aiming for your gun, dressed up like the day that we were born

And I wonder what I'll find
Lying 'round in your amicus briefs
Sure you're quite sublime
Hiding out in your amicus briefs
Come on up any time
Sit around in your amicus briefs
It won't cost a dime
Go to town in your amicus briefs

So tell me what you think
Socratic method's got me asking
Can I buy you just one drink
Find out what you learned from Blackstone
I'm hanging on the brink
I need me some of your pro bone, oh
Save me from the clink
You're my favorite legal homo

And I wonder what I'll find ….

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from Human Freight, released April 2, 2015

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